P.M.

Update!!! New PMs coming soon… remember Fabio? He’s back!! BACK, I tell you!

Welcome to Penguin Messenger! It used to be Puffle Messenger, but that’s changed, but WAAAY before that puffle thing, it was Billybob’s Coolio Messenger. (Okay, fine, there never WAS A Billybob’s Coolio Messenger! Why you looking at– oh. Right. Because I’M Billybob. Man, I’ve gotta remember to put my disguise on next time!) Anyways, here’s the messenger! (Puffles also can come in.)

Lavaster has logged in.

Jasmine has logged in.

Fabio has logging in.

Jasmine: FABIO?!?!? IS THAT YOU?!??!?!

Fabio: Yes. Yes, it is! I, Fabio, the Attractive One. Do you want a rose?

Jasmine: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Fabio: Yes, I know. You are my fan, must I say?
Jasmine: NO WAY!

Fabio: I know my presence is unbelievable.

Jasmine: Not THAT!! I HATE YOU!!!! AAAAH!!!!! GET HIM AWAAAAY FROM ME!!!! YOU ARE GROSS AND WEIRD!!! AAAAAHHH!!
Fabio: … ❓
Fabio: Amateur.

Jasmine: What did you say?
Fabio. Nothing, nothing!

Jasmine: ❗ HEY! I’ve got a GOOD IDEA! Why don’t we have lunch this week? On Friday at the Puffle-O Park! I’ll be at the picnic tables with my friends.

Fabio: They’re not all like you, all girls, right?
Jasmine: Noooo…. I happen to be a tomboy like Lavaster!
Fabio: Is Lavaster a girl puffle? I want to charm her like I do with girls who hate me’s friends!

Jasmine: No! She’s my OWNER! A Penguin! Gosh!

Fabio: Ohhh…. hey, do you happen to, perhaps, have a photograph of this lovely ma’am?

Jasmine: SHUT UP!!!

Fabio:  😐

-Fabio has logged of. REASON FOR LOG OFF: “Jasmine.” FABIO’S SIGNATURE: “Believe in me, because I love you.”

Lavaster: Okay, weird signature he has, eh?
Jasmine: Wha? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Lavaster:    :weird:    See? I TOLD you I monitor all your chats!

Jasmine: OMG!!! So u no bout my date with Freddy?
Lavaster: Date with– WHO?!?!?! Jasmine, you’re NOT GOING OUT TODAY!
Jasmine: I didn’t say it was today.

Lavaster: Oh.

Lavaster: Well then, you can go if it’s NOT today. When are you going and where?
Jasmine: Um, well, err… we’re going to the, um.. the, uhhh… the Pizza Parlor! At 6:00 p.m. PST tomorrow nite! Wanna come?
Lavaster: Go with u on UR date? I don’t like lovey-dovey stuff!
Jasmine: We’re not gonna do lovey-dovey stuff. Just chat, share interests, go to the Fluffy the Fish Fountain…

Lavaster: Oooh, ooh! Is the water gonna be colored (dyed) tomorrow nite? I ♥ WHEN THEY DO DAT!!!
Jasmine: Yep! Hey, how’d ya do that heart sign?
Lavaster: This?

Lavaster: ♥

Jasmine: Yeah

Lavaster. Oh, simple. Well, you push the Alt button and keep holding it. Then push 3 from the side of the keyboard where it has the Num Lock button. (Should b at top)

Jasmine: Wait… I keep pushing Alt at the same time as I push the 3 from the side keys?
Lavaster: Yeah. Try it!

Jasmine: Ok. Like…. this?

Jasmine: ♥     It’s showing on this message, rite?
Lavaster: Yeah! Cool! You learned!

Jasmine: Can I try other buttons?
Lavaster: yes, but be careful!
Jasmine: ♦ ♣ ♠ • ◘ ○ ☺ ☻ ♥

Jasmine: That’s it, right?
Lavaster: according 2 wat i no, ya.

Jasmine: i ♥ this messngr. i alwyz thot (thought) I had 2 do dis: ❤   for a heart shape. but dats cuz i never new wat u just taught me! Thnx!!!

Lavaster: Np!

Lavaster: hey, im going 2 costco. wanna come?

Jasmine: nah. i gotta do sumthin on the PC.

Lavaster: Really? Wat is it?

Jasmine: uhh… well, it’s a surprize.

Lavaster: ok then. i’ll pick u up a berry smoothie, and i’ll have one too, and i’ll give ur berry smoothie to u. sound like a plan?
Jasmine: Yeah! Thnx in advance!
Lavaster: np! but u owe me $1.35.

Jasmine: :O

Lavaster: Kiddin, kiddin! Just messin’ wit ya! well, c u!
Jasmine: TTFN!

Lavaster: Tah tah for now, too! back at ‘cha!

CHAT HAS ENDED.

Penguin Messenger RECENT UPDATES:

> Pinky and Redpuff have joined the P.M. Community. Welcome and hello to the P.M. Community! We’re glad you’ve joined and are with us as a team!

CHAT 2

Redpuff has logged on

Shadon has logged on

Redpuff: Trevor, is that U?

Shadon: Yeah

Redpuff: Then y’s ur username shadon, tho? howd u pick it?

Shadon: well, my two favorite Sonic characters r Shadow and Sonic, so i combined their names 2gethr. like it?

Redpuff: yeah, its cool

Shadon: Hey, Up2daMax is IMing me. hold on, brb

Shadon: o, btw, it’s Max.

Redpuff: ok, cool. im gonna be lookin at ur profile page, k?

Shadon’s P.M. Profile Page

“If you’re 100% perfect, then walk on water WITHOUT getting one drop wet, and stab yourself, only perfect people won’t die.”

“Hi, I’m Shadon, well… actually, my real name’s Trevor V. But whatever!!”

LIKES: Hot Girls, video games, hanging out, computer games

DISLIKES: Boring stuff, ugly girls, pink, purple, school, vegetables, books

Shadon: Ok, im back! nyways, u no Callie, rite?

Redpuff: yeah, wat bout her?

Shadon: Well, im gonna tell u my secret, u BETTER not tell!

Shadon: ok.. here goes!

Shadon: i like Callie’s friend, Jasmine..

Redpuff: JASMINE? I’ve heard a lot of other guys r checking her out now. how do u expect 2 win her heart?

Shadon: easy..

Shadon: er…

Redpuff: just try 2 impress her, k? make sure she KNOWS u exist, bro

Shadon: ur not my brother

Redpuff: BUT UR MY FRIEND WHO’S 6 YEARS OLDER THAN ME!!! cuz ur *still* dating Frenchie, rite?

Shadon: whatever. hey, gtg, frenchie’s at door. c u!

Redpuff: c u!

-CHAT HAS ENDED-

CHAT 3

>Jasmine has logged on

>Tails6000 has logged on

>Pinky has logged on

Tails: Hi, Pinky! Whose ur owner? cuz lavaster said ur not the first Pinky she’s met.. or heard of, at least.

Pinky: o, thats easy. xfadeaway’s MY owner!

Tails: Cool! hey, how come the PM status bar says that there’s 3 users in here when there really isnt?
Pinky: o, thats a common glitch in the P.M. it happens all the time.

Jasmine: no, it doesnt!
Tails: GAAAAAH!
Pinky: GAAAAAH!

Tails: Jasmine, u scared me! y didnt u speak up, anyway?

Jasmine: coz i was trying to private message u.

Pinky: i thought u only logged on PM on stealth mode…

Jasmine: no, Yasmine does that. Yasmine with the Y.

Tails: o.

Pinky: well, word is, ur dating Shadon! Congrats!
Tails: Im not dating a PUFFLE!
Pinky: i was talking to Jaz here.

Jasmine: WHAT?!?!? Woah, woah, WHOA, hold ur horses! SHADON? me DATING? As if! Where did that rumor come from?
Pinky: Jessica told me. She said that Tamara and Tania had told her. Tamara and Tania picked the rumor up from Callie.

Jasmine: MY Callie? My FRIEND Callie? Really?
Pinky: Yeah. hey, look, Callie’s on! r u gonna go and IM her?

Jasmine: Yeah, wait. let me put all four of us in my chat room.

Welcome to Jasmine’s Puffle-O’s Palace.

Four users are currently in the room: Jasmine, Tails, Pinky, and Callie4u

Jasmine: ok, every1 here for SURE?

Tails: Here!
Pinky: Here!
Callie4u: Here! lol, every1 has their REAL names as usernames and thats it, but i added a number and a letter to mine!

Jasmine: Callie…

Tails: Callie….

Pinky: Callie… XD jk for that face i made.

Callie4u: what? Dont u guys like my nickname? i mean username?

Jasmine: Callie, did u start a RUMOR about me? unless u picked it up from somewhere…

Pinky: YEAH! Tell the truth, Callie!

Callie4u: y would i lie 2 u, Jaz?

Callie4u: nyways, i picked up the rumor from Gina. I asked where Gina got that from, and she said she picked it up from Ashley, who picked it up from Gianna, the school’s bully…
Pinky: FRIEND-STEALER Gigi Drama Queen? LIAR gigi? RUMOR-STARTER FOR JASMINE Gigi? Copying-Ideas from Jasmine and Marie Gigi? DAAAAAANG!
Tails: o, look! A NEW SONIC POSTER AT MY DOOR! gtg

>Tails is logged off

Jasmine: Same here. byeeeeee!

>Jasmine has logged off

Pinky: Agh, im bored. im soooo bored.

Callie4u: BYE!
Pinky:    😐

Pinky: whatevs.

>CHAT ROOM EMPTY

>Uguu has joined the PM Community.

>Xfadeaway has joined the PM Community.

>Snowland202 has joined the PM Community.

>Greeny has joined the PM Community.

CHAT 4

>Uguu, Greeny, Xfadeaway, Snowland, Pinky, Tails, Jasmine, Belldranit, and Redpuff have entered the room.

Uguu: Woah, there’s a lotta ppl here!

Snowland: u said it!
Xfadeaway: Hey, how do i no who’s in here without asking?

Snowland: o, u just click the anti-stealth mode on ur sidebar. it makes ur username visible to every1 else, tho.

Pinky: Hiya, everyone!

Lavaster: X, u got the anti-stealth mode on? o yeah, u do. u had stealth mode on b4, didnt u?
Xfadeaway: yeah. wait, I’m X, right?

Lavaster: Yeah

Jasmine: Hey every1! Who else is in here that haven’t spoken up yet?
Xfadeaway: um… let’s see… oh, Tails, Redpuff, and Belldranit.

Lavaster: Cool! This is kinda like a chatroom party, if u no what i mean

Tails: I HAVE talk– o, nvm. but NOW i did!

Lavaster: guess wat? i was just watching Sonic X, the episode where Amy and her friends are camping, and Sonic’s in China town or some place, and then Eggman thinks theyre after some emerald thing, but really theyre not… and then something bout a chia colony or whatevs.

Tails: Cool

Jasmine: Hey, wat smells like a cheeseburger?
Lavaster: o, i have some Wendy’s fast food meals. Hey, every1 wanna go on a picnic at Mountain Hawk park?

Xfadeaway: SWEET!
Snowland: Cool!
Tails: Can we go there now?
Greeny: WOOOO!
Belldranit: Yes! I wasnt talking because my baby brother was trying to get my attention!
Redpuff: I’m hungry! Can we eat now?
Lavaster: k every1, meet me at the park since none of us can drive!
Greeny: I can!
Lavaster:

Tails:

Xfadeaway:

Belldranit: :O

Snowland:

Pinky: T.T

Greeny: What? Just because im a puffle doesnt mean i cant drive!
Jasmine: Greeny’s right. we’re 17, for cheeseburger’s sake!

Lavaster: o yeah! Good point, i didnt remember u two took professional driving lessons!
Jasmine: Can i drive my limo with Greeny helping, too?

Lavaster: U HAVE A LIMO AND U NEVER TOLD ME!??!?!?!? All this time we’ve had one, im ur OWNER, Jaz!

Jasmine: oop! 😳  Guess i forgot 2 tell u! Yarr gave it 2 me, since he’s a pirate puffle, not a luxury puffle. I thanked him and gave him $20.

Lavaster: okaaay, then…

Lavaster: Let’s EAT!
>CHATROOM EMPTY

>Skyblue, Puff Madalyn (known here on PM as PMaddie), and Brave Puffle (Known as braverthanu here on PM) have joined the P.M. Community. Welcome!

CHAT 5

>Tails has entered

>Lavaster has entered

>Skyblue has entered

>PMaddie has entered

>braverthanu has entered

Tails: Hi!!!
Lavaster: hi, Tails!
Skyblue: PMADDIE, LOG OFF!
Lavaster: Who’s PMaddie? She has anti-stealth mode on, but still, who’s she?

Skyblue: My sis. Shes not supposed 2 be on, she’s grounded for today from electronics, ESPECIALLY the P.M.

Lavaster: y, what did she do?

braverthanu: She almost made plans with a STRANGER!!!

Lavaster: :O

Lavaster: Wait; don’t tell me. Steve Abbotts?

braverthanu: Close, but no. FABIO, THE ATTRACTIVE ONE!!
Tails:  :O
Lavaster:  :O

PMaddie: 😡   I’m telling MOM that u told ppl!!

braverthanu: She didnt make  a rule bout telling about U, Mads.

PMaddie: DANG IT!
Skyblue: Hey, Madigan, r u dating Fabio?
PMaddie: No! DUHHHH! And my name’s MADALYN, not Madigan!

Tails:  Wat about we talk about something else?
Lavaster: Yeah, what Tails said! Besides, we’re penguins. r u guys PUFFLES?

PMaddie: Yeah

Skyblue: Yeah, sure, let’s go with that

braverthanu: Obviously

Lavaster: well… hmm… let’s talk about WHAT Maddie said to Fabio! 😆

Tails: i agree! 😆

PMaddie:  WHAT!?!?! 😡 fine. i’ll tell u guys. here’s the pasted chat.. exactly how it was.

PMaddie:

>PMaddie has logged on.

>Fabio has logged on.

PMaddie: Hi, Fabio!

Fabio: Hello! I am Fabio: The Attractive One! And what is your name?
PMaddie: Madalyn. But sometimes, other puffles and penguins call me Maddie. And to annoy me, sometimes Madigan, although that’s not my name at all.

Fabio: I respect you! Your name is very lovely, Madalyn!

PMaddie: Plz, call me Maddie. Thanks!

Fabio: I have an excellent idea. Can you come to Mountain Hawk park for a picnic with me? Unless you are not a fan of me…

PMaddie: I watch your show on Puffle-O’s Channel, “Fabio: The Attractive One”. I liked the fact that Janet, Gianna, Ashley, and Gigi were fighting over you, but it was SO obvious that none of them would win, just Jessipuff Simpson who would win. And she wasn’t fighting over u, either!

Fabio: That is one of my favorite episodes: “You Fight, I Fight, We all Fight”. It was almost named, “Fighting girls never win”, but that wasn’t too catchy for the other producers. I’m the executive producer of my own show!

PMaddie: That is SO cool! I wish I could b in 1 of ur episodes! Like, “Fabio meets ‘The Maddie'”. That would be even MORE cool!

Fabio: Yes, indeed it would be! It would be very exciting to have a girl puffle like you on the set.

Fabio: May I ask… how old are you, Madalyn?

PMaddie: 7.

Fabio: Woah! I mean, that is quite young. You must be pretty, and I must be going.

PMaddie: WAIT, I ♥ UR SHOW!!! PLZ DON’T GO YET!!! MEET ME AT THE PARK IN AN HOUR!
>MadSkyBravesMom has logged on.

MadSkyBravesMom: MADALYN, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!
PMaddie: MOM??? I’m under Uguu’s care now, she adopted ME! You’ve been adopted by some other penguin, so y r u here, anyway?

MadSkyBravesMom: hold up… hey, the previous chat bar tells me EVERYTHING u said to FABIO!!! This is NOT safe! UR GROUNDED, AND UGUU SAID SHE’LL LET ME GROUND U FOR SAFETY REASONS!

PMaddie: She DID?!? O yeah, she DID! DANG IT, MOM! UR NOT COOL AT ALL!

MadSkyBravesMom: Well, I am just going to say that I am still sad that your brother, Brave Puffle, ran away from Uguu… but U didn’t, so I’M not letting u go past THIS one!

PMaddie: But MOMMM!
MadSkyBravesMom: Uguu now knows you are grounded for a month. Don’t EVER do that again, I’ve put PARENTAL CONTROL/WATCH MODE ON!

PMaddie: DANG IT! What about the privacy I come up to my computer for?!?! To CHAT?!??!

MadSkyBravesMom: You’ve lost that privilege for a year. Not a week, dear, but a YEAR. You better think about what you’ve almost done and tell Uguu you are SORRY!

>PMaddie has logged off.

MadSkyBravesMom: Ugh. I guess she’ll have to learn the HARD WAY; me coming over and embarrass her in front of her friends and the popular puffles at her school!

>MadSkyBravesMom has logged off

>PMaddie has logged on.

PMaddie: Good thing I know how to put myself onto stealth mode! I’m going to my friend’s house!

Lavaster: Woah, now THAT’S a lot! gtg

>Lavaster has logged off

Tails: Me 2!
>Tails has logged off

>EVERYONE HAS LOGGED OFF
>CHATROOM EMPTY

Chat 6

>Xfadeaway has logged on *STEALTH MODE*

>Tails has logged on

>PMaddie has logged on

>Fabio has logged on

PMaddie: THERE u r, Fabio! Sorry bout what happened earlier. my stupid mom decided to ruin our fun conversation.

PMaddie: my mom didnt read the park part. I went, and u werent there!!! Where were u?!
Fabio: Excuse me, Miss Madalyn, but I was quite busy. I am yet very sorry about that and I apologize.

PMaddie: Accepted. wanna meet up today after im done with school?
Fabio: I have other things to do, young Miss.

PMaddie: Well then lets talk bout ur newest episode, “Red Bikinis”!
Fabio: Uhh… okay, then. Start, please.

PMaddie: I LOVED the part when Clarissa was making out with some hot dude, and then U showed up and she saw u, and she fell for u. and then u saw a young woman in a red bikini and you went to that woman named Roberta and u instantly fell in love with each other.

PMaddie: U two made out, and Clarissa got RLLY jealous.

PMaddie: so then Clarissa smacked the red bikini girl and threw her into the sea.

PMaddie: Since u were a lifeguard, u went and got her and did CPR.

PMaddie: So then Clarissa was SUPER envyous!
<Fabio has logged off in stealth-log-off mode. Nobody else unless selected users can see the user has left.>

PMaddie: I wish it was ME that was Roberta! Don’t you think so?
PMaddie: here, lemme send u a PM with my photo.

PMaddie: Arent I too HAWT for ya?
PMaddie: Fabio?
PMaddie: Faaabioooo????
PMaddie: meet me at the park in 30 minutes! Cant wait to see you there!
PMaddie: XOXOXOXOOO!
<PMaddie has logged off.>
Tails: OOoh, someone’s gettin GROUNDED!!!
Xfadeaway: O, hi Tails!
Xfadeaway: yeah, we should tell Uguu. I mean, Fabio obviously doesn’t have any interest in Maddie cos she’s so young, and yeah.

Tails: OMG GOTTA GO
Xfadeaway: BYE!!

Chat 7

>Lavaster has logged in

>Cotton Candy has logged in

>Fabio has logged in

>Trixiegirl has logged in

Cotton Candy: FABIO?!??! HOORAAAAY!!!
Fabio: Hello there, Cotton! How are you doing today?
Cotton Candy: GOOD!!! ASL ME!!!
Fabio: Um, okay. Age, Sex (gender), land?

Cotton Candy:  10!!! Female!!! My own igloo!!

Fabio: That’s nice. [Thinks about PMaddie and rolls eyes]

Cotton Candy: Imma PM u a pic of me!

Cotton Candy: There! Don’t I look HOTTT?!?!?!

Fabio: Um.. cool..

Cotton Candy: Let’s meet at Park Puff Puff, the Puffz Hoops Court! Basketball bench!

Fabio: I shall see what exactly I can do.

Cotton Candy: Great! I’ll be waiting for you with a picnic basket, since I’m already there using my unlocked laptop.

Fabio: Unlocked laptop? You mean hacking it?
Cotton Candy: No, silly! I had permission to unlock it here.

Fabio: That’s illegal!
Cotton Candy: I was kidding, gosh! I’m using my sis’ cell phone.

Fabio: Okay. I’ll see what I can do.

Cotton Candy: Thanks! cant wait 2 c every1 else all jealous of me!

<Fabio has logged out.>
<Cotton Candy has logged out.>

Lavaster: yea, i dont think Fabios goin 2 da park.

Trixiegirl: Me neither. Wanna check up on Cotton, tell her its not gonna happen?
Lavaster: I dunno. i ate Trix this morning, tho.
Trixiegirl: What? U ate ME?
Lavaster: no, the yogurt!

Trixie: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! lol   😆

Lavaster: u wanna meet up at the park, tho? Maybe shoot some hoops or bike ride thru the park? u no, we might find a baby snake!

Trixiegirl: wat, u’ve found 1 b4?
Lavaster: Exactly! So whadda say?

Trixiegirl: Sure!  Meet u in a few minutes, k?
Lavaster: ok. I only have to bike down the street. U comin with a bike?
Trixiegirl: yeah, my new bike. It’s AWESOME!
Lavaster: Sweet! cant wait to see it! can i try it out there?
Trixiegirl: Sure!

Lavaster: M’kay, c ya!

Trixiegirl: C u!

–CHAT ROOM EMPTY–

Chat 8. The Worst of the Worst

<Lavaster has logged on>

<Tails has logged on>

<Snowland has logged on>
<Belldranit has logged on>
<Trixiegirl has logged on>
<JLo has logged on>
<Francine09 has logged on>

Lavaster:   😦

Snowland: What’s wrong, Lava?
Tails: Maybe she hates us all..

Belldranit: Tails!!
Tails: I was kidding!!
Snowland: Anywayz, wats up?

Lavaster:  um… I don’t feel very comfy going on my own site anymore…

Trixiegirl: And where’s this leading to?
JLo: I have no clue… about blogs… I think….

Belldranit: Uh, oh…

Lavaster: I think I might actually CONSIDER quitting blogging..

Belldranit: WHAT??!?!?! U SUCK!!!!
Snowland: Please dont do dat, lava!!
JLo: WAT??!!??!?!?! I BARELY discovered this site and it’s already CLOSING?!?!?!
Lavaster: I won’t delete it.

Tails: Is somebody going to take care of it? R u going on a break? Cuz it IS Winter Break, ya know!!

Lavaster: U GUYS, I was KIDDING!!!!   😀    HAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTMAS FOOLS!!!
Snowland: it’s not X-mas yet.

Lavaster: oh, u get my point, Snowland!!!

Francine09: Hey, can i talk to u privately, “Lavaster”?

Lavaster: Um, sure, I’ll call you.

Francine09: K, thanks!
<Francine09 has logged off.>

Trixiegirl: Who was SHE?
Lavaster: My ex-best friend from school.

Snowland: Huh. That sounds familiar… in a really weird way…

Belldranit: EWW, Snowland!! I no wat ur thinkin!
Snowland: No u dont.

Belldranit: o wait dat wasnt u. dat was my baby brother farting.

Tails:   😯

Lavaster:   😯
Snowland:   😯

Trixiegirl:    😯

JLo:   😯
Belldranit: What, it’s natural!
Belldranit: o, gotta go! my friend’s birthday party is in an hour. Bye!!

Lavaster: later, Bell!

<Belldranit has logged off.>

Snowland: any news from ur school, Lava?
Tails: and say sumthin FUNNY!! Or cool…

Trixiegirl: Isnt that a little too personal? Do you even GO to her school?
Snowland: Nope! Always some type of drama there, though. But not with her, most of the time.

Lavaster: YEAH!!! Today, I blackmailed Freddy!!!     😀    😀    😀
JLo: BLACKMAIL?? Oooh, what cha’ do?

Lavaster: Well, Freddy, a “friend” of mine, I was reading a gross part in an Anne Frank book, and he said he was gonna tell every1 i was a lesbo, which is SOO untrue!

Lavaster: So then, i said “Oh ya? Well, i’m gonna tell everyone you hugged Janice!” And he said “DA*MMIT!!!!” And he started cussing like crazy from there until someone brought up the fact that Janice kissed him.

Snowland: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG Freddy’s a LOSER!!!   😆

Tails: ya!!!
JLo: can u get me Rey Mysterio’s autograph now??
Lavaster:   um, to JLo, I TOLD u i’m NOT talking to his one heck of a son!! His son, Dominik, is too… UGH!!! but hes the most popular guy in the school. ENTIRE school… or grade, perhaps?

JLo: Continue..

Lavaster: so yeah. Freddy said we had no proof that Janice kissed Freddy, and my ex-best friend said, “Yes, there IS proof! She told me like, two times already!”

Tails: That’s all?
Lavaster: Um… yeah…

Tails:    ….

Tails:    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    😆    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bowl means BANGS ON WALL LAUGHING)

Snowland: Ha, ha! Tails, you’ve GOT to get urself up.

Tails: What? HEY, HOWD U KNOW I WAS ON THE FLOOR?!??!?!
Snowland: Wat, i meant that FIGURATIVLY! I didnt KNOW u were ACTUALLY down there!!

JLo: Nowadays, what may seem figurative is actually literal!!
Lavaster: ya i know!! ppl at my school made it that way!
Tails: Dang, dinner time.. Bye!!
Lavaster: Bye, Tails!
JLo: L8R!
Snowland: Adios!
Trixiegirl: Me, too!
<Tails has logged off.>
<Trixiegirl has logged off.>

Lavaster: so just us three. hey, wanna grab a bite at Wendy’s?
JLo: Aw, that’s the best!! yet, ur so OBSESSED with that stuff! Yes, please! I’ll be right there!
Snowland:   *looks down at self* Uhhh… I have to get ready and change out of my pajamas…

Lavaster: It’s almost SEVEN p.m., Snowland!

Snowland: I no. I got back from school and put this on to get comfy. so… c ya there?
Lavaster: Yeppers!
Snowland: k, bye!!
Lavaster: C ya!

<JLo has logged off.>
<Snowland has logged off.>
<Lavaster has logged off.>

Chat 9.

<Shadon has logged on.>

<Redpuff has logged on.>
<Jasmine has logged on.>

PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM REDPUFF TO SHADON: There she is, bro! Make your move a smooth move!
Redpuff: Hey, Jaz! Are the guys still bugging ya? Are you thinking about any of them?
Jasmine: Oh, please. In my right mind, no.

Redpuff: Well, do you like anyone who’s NOT annoying you as much?
Jasmine: Well, you’re my friend, so i’m gonna have to say yes.

Redpuff: cool, who is it??

Jasmine: That, I’m not ready to tell anyone just yet. I might tell you tomorrow afternoon.

Redpuff: Cool, cool.

Redpuff: So… considering any of the puffles in math class and science class? You know, anyone in BOTH of your classes you’re crushing on?

Jasmine: yes..

PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM SHADON TO REDPUFF: Dude, I think she likes me! I’m in both classes of hers! I’m her crush!!! I’ll ask her out right now!!

Jasmine: Ok, I’ll tell you one more hint. He’s a red puffle, like you.

Redpuff: How’d you feel if he asked you out right now? What would you say?
Jasmine: I’d be flattered! And I’d say Yes!!

Jasmine: You know what? I think I’ll tell you who it is!!
Redpuff: Oh, believe me, I think I’m 100% sure who it already is!

Jasmine: Well then, check it!! I like…

Redpuff: Go on..

PRIVATE MESSAGE TO REDPUFF FROM SHADON:  OMG, she’s about to say MY NAME!!! EEEEEE!!!!!

Jasmine: Redpuff? You still here?
Redpuff: Yeah, duhhh!!!

Jasmine: Well then, I’m glad you’re not in total shock or whatever, right?
Redpuff: Whaddya mean? I didnt see ur reply!

Redpuff: I was busy reading a private message.
Jasmine: O, ur also on another IM Window? k. pay attention to this one, tho!

Jasmine: let me repeat it:

Jasmine: I like Jeff!

Shadon:     :O

Shadon:      😥

Jasmine: Ugh, is he crying? He’s probably one of those annoying guys that are heads over heels over me… or was it heels over heads… no, wait!! I know!!! His mom gave him more spicy chicken soup!! I hope your mouth cools down soon enough, Trevor!!

Jasmine: Gotta go!

<Jasmine has logged off.>
Redpuff: DUDE, are you okay?!?!?!

Shadon: No…    😥       She BROKE my heart…. it wouldve been best for me if u didnt ask her all that. that way, i wouldn’t have known the truth.

Redpuff: want me to talk 2 her 4 u??
Shadon: No, thank u. u’ve done enough. she’s harmed my heart enough just because of you. and ur stupid ideas.

Redpuff: Wat, THIS?!?!? This wasnt MY stupid idea!! THIS WAS YOUR STUPID IDEA!!!

Shadon: SHUT UP, UR EVIL!!! PURE!!

Redpuff:          😡                Shut it, jerk!!

Shadon: U first!

Redpuff: Not until u do!!

Shadon: Never gonna happen unless u do it first!! So SHUT UR PUNY LITTLE MIND UP!!! u’ve done… enough.

<Shadon has logged off. Reason: Broken heart… all thanks to REDPUFF!!! Nobody hang out with him tomorrow!!>

Redpuff: o, man, how’s he gonna learn that Jeff’s my best friend??? And that Jeff likes Jasmine back??

<Redpuff has logged off.>

Chat 10.

<Jasmine has logged on>

<Redpuff has logged on>

Jasmine: Hey, Redpuff!

Redpuff: Hi, Jaz! I wanted to speak 2 u about Trevor…

Jasmine: Wat, is he okay?!?!? I hope that soup didn’t have ONIONS in it, I mean WHO THE HECK eats SPICY CHIKEN AND ONION SOUP!!??!?!?!?

Redpuff: No, it’s not that, its–

<Carly has logged on>
Jasmine: Oh, hey, Carly! Whats up? I thought u were out studying with Marcielia?

Carly: O yea, im watching a movie with her. “iGo to Japan”, i no uve seen it!

Jasmine: OMG i LUVVVV that movie!!!!!!!!!!!! mind if i come over?

Carly: Sure! Marcielia says we need more popcorn, too, and i no u have a secret (err, not so secret) pile of popcorn stashed in your pantry! Can u get some when u come?

Jasmine: Sure! i cant WAIT to see that movie dat i LOVVVVEEE!!

Carly: k! See u in an hour?

Jasmine: Wait; i gotta talk to someone on the PM first.

Carly: Ok! See ya!!!

<Carly has logged off>
Redpuff: Who was THAT?!??!

Jasmine: a friend of mine from school. Remember carly? Jump roping carly?

Redpuff: o yea, her!

Redpuff: anyways, this is a serious matter… about Trevor.

Jasmine:   ❓

Redpuff: He likes you.

Jasmine:    :O

Jasmine: omg, i broke his heart?!?!?! I didnt no, i didnt mean to!

Redpuff: We both know, but Trev’s so broken up… he wont even talk 2 me anymore! we had a fight–i mean argue– after u left the PM yesters, and he said it waz all my fault, and I–

Jasmine: Wait–TREVOR WAS ON?!?!?!???!?!?

Redpuff: ummm, yeah…

Jasmine:     😐

Jasmine:      😡

Jasmine: HOW COME U LIED TO ME?!? U DIDNT TELL ME, YOU LIAR!!!

Redpuff: keep ur cool, jaz! i dont want all of this to happen to me again!

Jasmine: Wat about everyone else?! You shouldnt just THINK about YOURSELF, Redpuff!!!

Redpuff: *sigh* well, i guess youll have to learn the hard way…

Jasmine: Oh, and what is THAT???

<Lavaster has logged on>

Lavaster: So, Redpuff, whats the problem with Jasmine here?

Jasmine:    :O

Private Message from Jasmine to Redpuff: LAVA’S your secret weapon?!! HOW DARE U, U LIAR!!!

Private Message from Redpuff to Jasmine: Jasmine, i didnt mean 2!!! I alrdy told u at least a million times!!!

Private Message from Jasmine to Redpuff: actually, only once, not including this time.

Lavaster: um, r u guys private messaging each other?

Jasmine: Wha– HEY, WAS THAT A LUCKY GUESS?!?!?!

Lavaster: Nope! I’m right behind you, looking at your laptop screen! You’re GROUNDED, missy!

Jasmine: But–

Lavaster: JUST KIDDING!!   😆    LOL OMG U WERE LIKE, “BUT…” AND I WAS LIKE, JK!!!!!! OMG UR FACE LOOKS FUNNY!!! OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!   HAHAHHAHAHAA!    😆

Jasmine:    😐

Jasmine: Im out.

<Jasmine has logged off.>
<Lavaster has logged off.>

Redpuff: Guess I’m all alone here now…

<PMaddie has logged on>
PMaddie: O hey, red!

Redpuff: Hey, Mads!

<Tails has logged on>

<JLo has logged on>

Redpuff: So, any personal/online, face-to-face or computer screen-to-screen experiences with fabio yet?

Tails: Yeah, tell us, Maddie!

JLo: Ooh, im betting 10 bucks she did! jk i dont bet cash or anything.

PMaddie: u guessed right, JLo! I DID meet Fabio again, this time FACE-TO-FACE!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!    😀

Tails: Wow, there goes off the bomb!

JLo: What happened with the little meeting?

PMaddie: well, i thought that having a nice picnic or chatting on our laptops though he was right there would make our meeting romantic, so i asked him which one he wanted. he chose the chat.

Redpuff: NOOO!!! *In sarcastic tone*

PMaddie: YES!!!  🙂   So, i grabbed my computer and we started typing away. he never looked up at me, but i know dats because he was all nervous being around me! I flatter him..   🙂

JLo: What else?

PMaddie: well, here’s our little conversation:

<PMaddie has logged on.>

<Fabio has logged on.>

PMaddie: its GREAT to c u, fabio!! especially rite in front of each other… this is SOOOO romantic!!! the day we met and fell in love with each other, remember???

Fabio: …uhhh…

Fabio: Lovely madam, I was just about to pack up and leave to my shooting studio for my next episode. I am guessing you want to come?

PMaddie: TAKE ME WITH U, TAKE ME WITH U!!!!

Fabio: Errr, I’m afraid I’ve been mistaken. I am deeply sorry, but I cannot really take you there, according to my strict director’s awful rules. I really DO wish you could come and act in this next episode! That would be wonderful!

PMaddie: Really?!?!?!?!?! SWEET!! well, i feel sorry 4 u, but no longer! ive come up with a plan thatll let u take me with u!!! ARENT U EXCITED??!?!?   😀

Fabio: I must go!

<Fabio has logged off.>

PMaddie: From there, he just ran off. boy, how nervous that Fabio was! I’m flattered!

Redpuff: Uh, Mads? r u SURE he likes u back?

PMaddie: OF COURSE HE DOES, WERE U THINKING THAT HE DIDNT, U MORON!?!?!??!?! ISNT IT OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU AND ME THAT HE OBVIOUSLY LOVES ME TREMENDOUSLY BACK?!?!?? I HAVE POSTERS OF HIM HUNG UP ON EACH OF MY BEDROOM WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    👿

Redpuff: ..ummm…

Redpuff: i’ll back off. ive got too many “Love” issues right now.

<Redpuff has logged off.>
Tails: Hm, I wonder wats going on with him?

JLo: Who, Redpuff?

Tails: Yea

PMaddie: I’ll tell you what!!! He’s just jealous that I’ve taken a man already…    😛

Tails: Uh, surrrreeee….

JLo: I guess we could go with that crazy thought….

PMaddie: Well, HMPH! Dont believe me? then im GONE, ask Redpuff about what he thinks of me!! i might as well flirt to get the correct answer outta him. but poor fabio, i might  break his strong, muscular heart! i’m better off with Fabio and Fabio alone. we will grow up together and–

<Tails has logged off.>

<JLo has logged off.>

PMaddie:    ❓

<PMaddie has logged off.>

Chat 11

Lavaster has logged on.

Tails has logged on.

Lavaster: Guess what??!?!

Tails: Wat?

Lavaster: Im bring back CP posts and i know someone who’s writing a book!!!!

Tails: Cool! i would ask u who’s writing a book, but i have a feeling ur not gonna tell me

Lavaster: Yep!

Tails: So wats it bout?

Lavaster: about a 12-year old secret agent kid who gets captured by a thief and has to escape and does and captures the thief, thief goes in jail, thief escapes, blah blah blah.

Tails: Cool, sounds awesome! wats it about?

Lavaster:     …

Tails: JK!

Lavaster: u werent listening, were u?

Tails: Nope!
Lavaster: ok anyways, the writer isnt sure if it’s good. besides, shes still writing it

Tails: Cool

Tails: but when it comes out do i have to buy it?

Lavaster: if u want, but I’M going to be writing an eBook for FREE!!! well, maybe i might write it. and if i do, MOST LIKELY for free. if i have to charge a price, then i will.

Tails: i hope u dont have to!

Tails: o, gotta go, hawk just egged my house!!

Lavaster: he WHAT?!??!?

Tails: bye!

<Tails logged off.>

Lavaster: boy, that hawk really IS a hawk!

<Lavaster has logged off>

Chat 12.

<Saksuku [puffle] has logged on>

<Mario [puffle] has logged on>

<Jasmine has logged on>

Jasmine: Hey Mario! wats up?

Mario: nutin. Our school is awesome, i cant wait to go back tomorrow!
Jasmine: Glad u liked ur first day! the student council elections are comin up, but i ALMOST ran for president. but i changed my mind to V.P. but Millie took it. Then I decided secretary but i did research and found out they do nothing cool. so, who r u votin’ for?

Mario: hmmm… i dunno, i think for pres im going 4 Fireball. For secretary Whiteout, school representative Lexa, historian Mindy and Jacob B. for V.P. but i might change my mind to Saksuku for V.P.

Jasmine: Cool, but i dont like saksuku. He’s mean to me and my friends!

Mario: he’s a bully? then i wont vote 4 him. u know i AM new!

Jasmine:   yeah….    🙂

Jasmine: So, wat time do u get off?

Mario: Off wat?

Jasmine: the after-school newspaper..?

Mario: O! Just finished my work, we’re waiting for Miss Pofferpuff to run down to the copy room and print out all 900 copies, though theres 1,029 of us. Including MEEEE!!! the principal told me

Jasmine: Awesome! hey, dont u think sak (saksuku) is so annoying? He’s so dumb, too! EVERYONE hates that dude, he’s bad! really bad! i dont see why he’s not expelled… plus, his crush, Mindy, knows he likes her but mindy thinks sak is a fat toad that barely can leap. dont u agree?

Mario: umm…

Jasmine: Well dont u? The rest of the school totally does, Mario!

Mario: Uh, yeah. sure he’s really mean.

Jasmine: oh THANK YOU for saying dat, mario! i thought u were gonna end up like Joshua, who moved to Cassidy Walk because nobody liked him. he thot sak was okay, can u believe that?!?!

Mario: ..noo.?

Jasmine:      😐     whatever, just do u have any   😎     cool “PENGU SNEAKERS” baseball hat I could use tomorrow? Karly is throwing a campaign for who wears their sneaker hats better.

Mario: Sure! r u a finalist or can i join? i have a collection of TEN hats I wear! You’ll get my ninth hat, I like my tenth one.

Jasmine: Cool! Yeah, shes takin in more. Maximum of 15 puffles, you’d be the twelfth! Actually, a LOT of puffles wanna join but some of them can’t and some of them are gonna join tomorrow morning in homeroom, so ya.

Mario: sweet, i’ll lend u mine! just come over, i also got a new video game: “X-Drag Force”, wanna play multiplayer?

Jasmine: OMG U HAVE IT??? DO I EVER!!!!

<Jasmine has logged off>

<Mario has logged off.>

Saksuku: That hurt.

<Saksuku has logged off.>

Chat 13.

<Lime has logged on.>

<XFadeaway has logged on>

<Belldranit has logged on>

<Becky has logged on>

<Lavaster has logged on>

Lavaster: O MY GOSH UR ACTUALLY ON?!?!?!

Becky: u r, too?!??!

Lavaster: I CANT BELIEVE UR ACTUALLY ON!!!

Becky: Me either!!!!

Belldranit: Boy, they’re good friends, dontcha think so, Fade?

Becky: IM LOGGING OFF RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!

Xfadeaway: I’d doubt that.

Lavaster: OK, BESIDES THIS IS A PLACE FOR PUFFLES!!!

Becky: Whats a puffle?

Lavaster: …

Xfadeaway: Obviously she’s not a Club Penguin player.

Belldranit: yeh.

Belldranit: Yeah, i mean.

Becky: U guys are weirdos!

<Becky has logged off.>

Belldranit: Oh, she was mean!!!

Xfadeaway: You still think they’re besties? Or arch enemies?

Lavaster: Whatever.

Lime: THIS IS A PLACE FOR PUFFLES!!!

Lavaster: *screams* AAAAH!!!

Xfadeaway: OMGOMG SCREAMS

Belldranit: Gaaaaah!!!

Lavaster: Lime, you SCARED us half to death!

Lavaster: And besides, arent u supposed to be a runaway?

Lime: Not anymore! I got adopted!

Belldranit: By who?

Xfadeaway: by ME!!!    😀    😀    😀

Belldranit: Cool!

Lavaster: cool!

Lime: I got a pet toad last week. Fade let me!

Lavaster: Gross, dude, just gross…

Belldranit: SWEEEET!

Xfadeaway: I have Lime keep his pet toad away from our guests, but that mischievous toad alwayz finds a way out of his bedroom in our igloo!

Lavaster: Must be hard to keep him as a pet!

Lavaster: Hey, are you guys looking for the clues to meet me on cp?

Xfadeaway: Yea, its pretty tricky!

<Hawk has logged in>

Belldranit: cant find the second clue…

Belldranit: I mean “eluc”, how you mostly say it.

Lavaster: OMG GOTTA PEEEEE

Belldranit: oh my moms calling me, byeeee!

<belldranit has logged off.>

Lime: So Xfadeaway, you know my toad?

XFadeaway: DUHHH

Lime: Well, just think…. under MY possession. I like telling everyone, everywhere about it.

Xfadeaway: I kinda noticed that.

Lime: Remember Dior’s poem?

Xfadeaway: What– OH MY GAWD!!!! I GOT IT, thaaaank uu!

Xfadeaway: But do i go to his cage?

Lime: CONTAINER!!! and no, u dont.

Xfadeaway: I talk to u r wat???!?!?! wat am i supposed to do?!??!

Lime: Actually, ur correct on that.

Xfadeaway: True that??!? AWESOME!!!
<Xfadeaway has logged off with the mood, “Excited!” on.>

Lime: Awkward….

Lavaster: k, im–back???

Lavaster: hey where is everybody?
Lime: THey all left.

Lavaster: oh.

Lavaster: okey-dokey, thanks for helping with my contest!

Lime: You’re welcome anytime, Lavaster!

Lime: r u going, lava?

Lavaster: u mean logging off? Yeah.

Lime: ok. bye!

Lavaster: l8r g8r!

<Lavaster has logged off.>

Lime: Hey there! Yeah, you! You reading this! Can YOU find all of Lavaster and Dior’s clues before someone else gets them? This is a REAL challenge!

Lime: I wish you some good luck!

Lime: Check out Lavaster’s secret site, too!

<Lime has logged off.>

Chat 13.

<Redpuff has logged on.>

<Shadon has logged on.>

Shadon: Hey, Redpuff, u remember that time i told u about jasmine?

Redpuff: yea

Shadon: well, Im over her now.

Redpuff: cool, whatever. hey, did you see Callie today?

Shadon: yea, wasnt she crying at lunch?

Redpuff: Yeah, word is that Saksuku yelled at her and said something that just shocked her. shes at the hospital, she cant stop crying. they think something’s wrong with her, she keeps saying she’s trying to stop but can’t! Like her eyes are leaking water…
Shadon: Dude, thats gross!!!

Redpuff: I know! Saksuku got EXPELLED and his parents have to pay for Callie’s medical bills, otherwise Saks will be placed in Puvi [Juvi for us puffles] and his parents in prison for a month each. Also, Saks is getting transferred to Oaksland Puffle School…

Shadon: Not the grade school, right?

Redpuff: not the grade school. but he kinda  deserves it, doesnt he?

Shadon: ya, a bunch.

<Belldranit has logged on.>
Belldranit: PUFFLES!

<Belldranit has logged off.>

Shadon:     😐

Redpuff:    :            😐

Shadon: Who was that?!?!?     😯

Redpuff:    ❓   i dunno.

Redpuff: Hey, the smilies changed!!!!      😈    👿       🙂      😦    😥     😀    😉

Shadon: Okay..

<Shadon has logged off.>

Redpuff:  ?

<Redpuff has logged off.>

Chat 14.

<Jasmine has logged on>

<Trevor has logged on>

Jasmine: Hey, Trevs. Red told me about.. you. Wait, did you make another account? What happened with your Red one?

Trevor: Got tired of the name. And Just forget it, whatevs he said.

Jasmine: no, i understand!!! plz, just talk to meh!

Trevor: i cant take u seriously if u say “meh”.

Jasmine: Fine. Please, just talk to me!

Trevor: *sigh*

Jasmine: TREVOR….

Trevor: Did he tell you..?

Jasmine: yea.

Trevor: Wat did he say 2 u?

Jasmine: I know u like me, Trevor. I didn’t know before, I’m sorry!

TBC

Chat 15.

Trevor: You didnt? I think you were supposed to find out sooner or later.

Jasmine:  But I didn’t!! Boys are supposed to impress girls, THEN ask them out! Girls hate it when boys want them to ask *them* out! It turns us off!

Trevor: But thats not what this is about, Jaz..

Jasmine: Well, just lettin u know… in case you’ll ever need it.

Trevor: um, k thanks. hey, isn’t there a homecoming comin’ soon?

Jasmine: Yeah, I signed up for queen, but so did Ice and some girl named Hannah.. I wonder who’ll win?

Trevor: I hope you…

Jasmine: What r u thinking?

Trevor: I am voting for you!

Jasmine: Aw, thanks! Oh, do u like this purple text thing? It’s a new feature for premium members…

Trevor: Dontcha have 2 pay for that

Jasmine: No, but its exclusive and only for the VIP… basically they invite *you* to be a VIP member. You don’t.

Trevor: kewl. Think u could get me in?

Jasmine:  nah, but I can try. i think they might actually let you in, tho. They take opinions from VIPs, but not from regular users. Pretty cool, huh?

Trevor: Ya… do you like limos?

Jasmine: omg, *LUV* em! Y?

Trevor: Hold on…

Trevor: ok. i just got one.

Jasmine: Y????

Trevor: Homecoming, duh!!

Jasmine: yeah, i cant believe it’s in half a month! Im so excited, I already picked out my wig!

Trevor: Puffle wig, right? Lava’s letting u get that?

Jasmine: Yes!!! They’re really expensive, but me and Lava can afford it, obviously! I mean, we’re not as rich as this dude named Generalthug was, cuz he had EVERYTHING. I MEAN *everything*! Lava knows cuz he was famous…. ish. He didnt have a blog, tho. he was just popular! I think he was rare?

Jasmine: Then he disappeared and i think i heard someone at school talking about some blog he made with a friend, but i don’t know what the name is. Ive searched, but im starting to think someone else started the blog n added him.

Trevor: Wait, it sounds like you’re talking about Jwolfer? I heard something identical. You see, the new puffle Fire told me about some site Jwolfer started up. Do u believe it? Plus, he’s also famous-ish n has a partner working with him for the blog!

Jasmine: Oh. anyways, let’s go back… u really like me?

Trevor: yehh…

Jasmine: ok. but we’re still friends, right?

Trevor: Ya.

Jasmine: Thanks 🙂  You’re cool.

Trevor: Thanks! Oh i have 2 go. text me when u’ve made up your mind of who u are going to HC (homecom.) with… ive got the perfect idea in mind   😀
Jasmine: Sounds awesome! I will be rite there, bye

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Chat 16

[Jeff has logged on.]

[Jasmine has logged on.]

Jeff: Hey, Jaz! Are you going to the HC with anyone?
Jasmine: no, but im thinking about asking-nvm.

Jeff: But for sure you’re going right? and i wanna ask you something.

Jasmine: okay, whats the question? And yeah im going FOR SURE.

Jeff: Do you wanna go out with me to the Homecoming next Friday evening?

Jasmine: Yes, totally yes! I will see you there!

Jeff: Booyah! Hey, n i think i no who callie should go with.

Jeff: Trevorrrr!

Jasmine: oh. hey, u heard about the whole trevor/redpuff mix-up, right?

Jeff: Yeah, they kept getting mixed up and they kept exchanging each other’s accounts and they acted like each other… WAIT A MINUTE! do you think something fishy is goin on? Srsly! i think

Jasmine: PUFFLE-Os!!! DUDE, they were the SAME PERSON! No wonder why i only saw one of em almost everyday!

TBC

Chat 17.

[Jeff has logged on.]

[Jasmine has logged on.]

Jeff: Hey, Jasmine! I talked to “them.” He admitted he was acting as someone else.

Jasmine: Good! Everything was sooo crazy! Like when he was acting as another puffle.

Jeff: Yeah. Hey, was home coming good? i was so tired last night i couldnt ask you about it

Jasmine: Yeah, I was tired too. and it ROCKED, especially since I was with YOU!

Jeff: That’s good.. do u want to go out?

Jeff: Man, I shouldnt have asked that here. i shouldve asked u in person.

Jasmine: Naw, man, it’s cool. And yes, I would love to be your girlfriend!

Jeff: Thanks, Jasmine! Have I ever told you ur cute and really nice?

Jasmine: No but thank you!! I ❤ u!!

Jeff: Really? Me too, Jasmine… I love you too. 🙂

[Ice has logged on.]

[Fire has logged on.]

[Lily has logged on.]

[Holly has logged on.]

Ice1: Hey hey HEEYYYY wassup!!

Lily7: We’re actually new here…. Ice just likes to do that. Is it okay if we chat here, too?

Holly: I’m new, too! And I dunno u guys!

Fire1: I’m with Lily and Ice! Lily’s the thoughtful one, and Ice is the never-thinks-before-acting and straight-to-the-point one.

Holly: I dont exactly *know* how to use this messenger…. are u guys puffles?

Fire1: We all are. This is a puffle messenger…

Holly: Oh, sorry! Im a penguin!

[Holly has logged off.]

Jasmine: Can u come to the pizza parlor with me, Jeff?

Jeff: Yea let’s go!

[Jasmine has logged off.]

[Jeff has logged off.]

Ice1: BYE imma ride my Spuff bike, the hottest and coolest, and newest, and foreign, and FASTEST bike ever made!!! Also the most expensive!

[Ice1 has logged off.]

[Fire1 has logged off.]

[Lily7 has logged off.]

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